Faking it!

There comes a time in every woman's life when faking it is the only answer. That time has come for me now and God I wish I'd done it sooner! White limbs just aren't going to cut it on the beach are they? I'm going to look like a 'pasty Pom' and no mistake. So I've been using a rather daring cocktail of the famous Johnson's Summer Sun and the ever reliable St Tropez but fear I may have left it all a bit late. Just as long as I don't have streaks and/or a nasty rash when I board the plane tomorrow it might just be OK!